Have you ever wondered why I get out of bed today? That's all there is to life? And where the hack, I have the car keys?
Do not despair, it's not too late to turn around your life! Well, if you're really old (like 30), in which case I suggest alcohol. If you are still a useful member of society (under 30) are, I've gathered some tips to change your life, no doubt your life in a profound and deep, not even notice!
So with all this, and said to himself, now is the timethe seat down, lean back, open your mind, scratch your tummy, cluck like a chicken and read this pearl of wisdom:
1 Every morning smile to your mirror, but why stop there? Smile on his kitchen table in your living room couch and your ironing board. Caution, do not smile on the dishwasher can be taken as a provocation.
2 Always wear your smile. People assume you're a fool and do not want to mess with you.
3 Be kind to others, please send me the money.
4 Living each dayhow is your last.Crawl in a corner and cry.
5 Live every day to the fullest. When he goes to the bathroom with a newspaper!
Drink 6 is not a solution, unless we're talking about alcohol.
7 Better to give than to receive (true only for infections).
8 Dress is not the man, naked, but you will get arrested.
9 Do not put all your eggs in one basket, then put them all in the fridge will take longer to make.
10 Remember, everyone isMistake, and you have the ability to laugh at them.
11 Always follow your dreams, just be sure to check that Pamela Anderson is also on board.
12 Give a man a fish and he can take the wrong way ...
13 Honesty is the best policy, at least that what Pamela always told me.
14 Time is money. Stop reading stupid articles!
